I've Waited Seven Years for This

I've said it again and again and again.  I've even come as close as second on numerous occasions.  But tonight, I can finally claim that my team has won Trivia Night.

Yes, I know, that is a ridiculous picture.  But you have to understand that my team (dubbed "I'm not bisexual; I'm bi-winning," a tribute to Charlie Sheen's Good Morning America interview) was performing in synchrony the hand motions used to convey a rhinoceros' footsteps.

What's that?  You're telling me that what I say doesn't make any sense?  Right, well, you borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like, "Dude!  Can't handle it!  Unplug this bastard!"*

*Yet another direct quote from the great and soon-to-be-late Charlie Sheen.  Seriously, man, how do you do it?