Today Is the Day

I have now been in Charlottesville for over four years, yet I have never won Mellow Mushroom Trivia Night. All of my friends have, at some point, claimed the top prize, but for some reason or another, I was noticeably absent each time this occurred. Tonight will be different. I feel it in my fingers; I feel it in my toes. I shall triumph, or I shall go down with a fight. Literally. I will punch anyone who scores higher than my team. Punch them right in the gonads.

1 comment:

helms said...

violence is not the answer, Sam. Greg is. He knows enough trivia to stomp out all the opponents. Now you just need to figure out how to get him up there so that you can stack the team with your and his intelligence!