Let Us Pray As He Taught Us to Pray

Ever since last Friday, I haven't been able to stop thinking about what the Lord's Prayer would sound like if it were written about food.  So here it is: the Chef's Prayer, at least according to Sammas.

Our Father who art in kitchen,
Hallowed be thy nomz.
Thy hors d’ouevres come,
Thy steaks well-done
On earth, as they are in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our leftovers,
As we forgive those who eat less than us.
And lead us not into starvation,
But deliver us from food coma:
For thine is the appetizer,
And the entree, and the dessert,
For ever and ever.
Ramen.

1 comment:

Will said...

I'll have to pass this along to the Yale Divinity School crowd...