When I went to eat it at lunchtime, it was gone.
Who could have done it? What mean, evil, conniving person would take a sandwich that they knew belonged to somebody else!? How did it taste going down with a side of guilty conscience??
I may never know the answer to those questions, but the least I could do to defend my honor was the leave a passive-aggressive note:
We had sandwiches again today for the PGY2 Practice Inquiry lunch. This time, I wrapped my sandwich in a napkin with a decidedly more aggressive label. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF, SIR OR MA'AM!
On second thought, maybe Titan was the one who sneaked into the resident workroom and ate my sandwich. I did forget to feed him this morning when I left for work, after all. I'm such a terrible father!
2 comments:
You should leave a note that says "I spit on this sandwich earlier this morning." It's so absurd, but possible, that I'm sure people would stay away.
say you got the RABIES!
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