Last month, Qdoba sent me a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for my birthday to enjoy with a friend. Nice try, Qdoba. You didn't take into account the possibility that I have no friends. WHO'S THE SUCKER NOW??
Actually, that may not be far from the truth. The coupon expired today, so I tried futilely to get a bunch of people to have dinner with me. Of all my conversations, though, this one was my favorite:
Sam: You eaten yet?
John: Yeah man, whats up?
Sam: got a buy one get one free coupon to qdoba, didnt know if you wanted to join
John: Aw thanks for asking, you should just eat two all by yourself
Sam: ... I guess ill have to have to (have TWO) ba dum chi!
John: Lolocaust
Sam: HAHAHAHA
In the end, I was able to convince Richie to come with me, even though he had already eaten dinner. Which meant that I got to have company AND take a second entree home to enjoy tomorrow. Two Qdoba dinners in a row? Now that's a real birthday present!
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