Because I Care

In a desperate attempt to procrastinate yesterday, I began reading the message board for the incoming UVA School of Medicine Class of 2013. I came across this post left by my friend Mikey under one of the roommate search threads, and I thought he'd appreciate it if I shared it with all of you.

Hello all-
I think I am a little bit late to this message board but I figured I should give it a shot. My name is Mike Parsons and I graduated from uva undergrad in 2008. I have been working in dc for the last year for a health care research/consulting firm, and the experience has given me a whole new level of appreciation for the movie Office Space. A little bit about me as a roommate:

-I like to play loud rap music pretty much the whole time I am home (including when I sleep)
-I have fourteen cats (three are currently sick and tend to throw up whenever they eat)
-I sometimes have a small habit of stealing from roommates so preferably the people I live with have nice stuff
-I don't bathe (ever)
-I tend to start fires when I sleepwalk
-I am looking for roommates with good taste in food so that when I dig through your stuff in the fridge I don't get bored with the same old mac'n cheese

Hopefully, if you are still reading you realize I am joking. In truth, I am a pretty normal guy looking for social roommates. I am definitely down for hosting the occasional med school party/shindig but I usually keep it pretty laid back on weeknights. In my free time, I love playing pickup basketball at the gym, watching movies, hanging out. I am always respectful of common space and cleaning up after myself. If you're still looking for a roommate you can email me [removed] or give me a call [removed]. Hopefully I am not living out of my car first year.