In Human Behavior today, we learned that the children born and raised in the seventies, eighties, and nineties are "perhaps the most spoiled generation in terms of material goods in the history of the world." I think I am living proof of that statement.
I went to Sam's Club with Jim tonight to purchase this year's supply of paper towels, toilet paper, and shaving gel. On the way back, we stopped at Best Buy so he could buy a new TV for himself. While helping him browse the selection, I came across the LG 32" 1080p Flat-Panel LCD HDTV. It was normally priced at $899, put on sale for $649, and then clearance priced at $349 with the purchase of an HDMI cable and a surge protector. Obviously, I couldn't NOT buy the TV at such a steal, so I ended up getting the entire bundle for only $477.72. Bargain price WIN; outrageous impulse buy FAIL!
Problem: In no way does a new TV fit into my budget.
Solution: Jesus fasted for 40 days; so will I.
Problem: I have no room in my house for a 32" television.
Solution: I will give it to my parents for their 25th wedding anniversary on the stipulation that I get it back when I move into a new house.
Problem: My credit card was put on hold because the last three purchases I made were 50 Foxfields tickets ($2,146.50), flights to and from Maseru, Lesotho ($1,718.29), and a new TV ($477.72).
Solution: Explain to JP Morgan Chase & Co. that in spite of how it may appear, I am not a victim of identity theft. I have simply been making very peculiar and expensive purchases over the past few days. FML.
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