If I Haven't Convinced You Already

Maybe it's because we spend too much time together, maybe it's because we were actually separated at birth, or maybe it's because it's THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH, but last night, Nosheen and I came to the same conclusion: our new CTS professor, Dr. Guilford, is Professor Lupin's doppleganger. I don't even have any wisecracks to make about it, because I'm so jaded at this point. Eventually, Dean DeKosky will have to admit that they have begun hiring the teaching faculty based solely on how much they resemble the professors from Hogwarts. Then he'll rip off his face mask and voice modulator, and we'll realize that our new dean is actually J.K. Rowling. Happy Halloween!