Maybe I've frequented one too many banquets, maybe I consumed one too many pieces of chicken at Foxfields, or maybe I ate one too many slices of pizza at Mellow Mushroom tonight. Whatever the reason, I NOTICED A POOCH IN MY BELLY TODAY. Alert the presses: Sammas is getting fat! I'm not sure whether to rejoice in the fact that I've finally overcome my inability to gain weight or whether to immediately go run five miles.
Solution: bedtime.
2 comments:
got to eat healthier, fat ass
The 4th year pooch has arrived. Get used to it. We're all going to get fatter.
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