This Is a Bad Situation

Today an elderly woman came into our clinic with chief complaint of ongoing diarrhea.  While I was genuinely concerned for her health, I could barely keep myself from collapsing into a ball of laughter during the interview.  She kept calling her disease a "situation," and at one point she said the following:

You see, it's like I'm in this bad Situation.  And what I'm trying to say is, I need to get out of this Situation and into a better Situation.

It was uncanny how closely her description of loose bowel movements mirrors Mike Sorrentino's description of trying to ditch a grenade at the bar.

Speaking of which, this season of Jersey Shore has been highly entertaining.  I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST ADMITTED THAT.  At least I don't have diarrhea.  What??