I'm not talking about the Bubonic Plague, I'm talking about the Magic of Midnight Sale at TangerOutlets. I was somehow coerced by my mom's friends into leaving at 11pm to get in line for the stores to open at the stroke of midnight. What I saved monetarily, I lost in sleep and dignity. I also encountered a few crazy-eyed shoppers that I think may have been rabid, but I didn't feel comfortable asking for a saliva sample in the middle of the Polo Ralph Lauren Factory Store.
Now it's 3am and I might be passing...
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