True story:
I came home last night from the annual VMed Halloween Party and was changing into my pajamas when I noticed a ticklish feeling in my groin. "That's weird," I thought. I didn't feel anything weird down there again, so I figured I had just imagined it and got into bed. A few minutes later, I realized I had to pee. I went to the bathroom, opened my fly, and a cricket hopped out of my boxers. UM, WTF!? It must have crawled up my pants at some point and decided to hang out in my underwear. What a perv.
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