I mowed the lawn this evening. Well, not so much "mowed" as "trimmed." We don't own a lawn mower, so we take care of our yard using a weed wacker. Sure, it's not very efficient, but it's charged using a wall outlet and it's easy to use.
BACK TO MY STORY. I weed-wacked the lawn this evening, and when I came back in side, I had 16 new mosquito bites, including five on my face. On my face!! Do you know how terrible that feels!? I am currently lathered in hydrocortisone cream so I don't scratch myself. Didn't the mosquitos realize that it's September? I thought they would all magically disappear after Labor Day.
Star Wars: Episode 1, I'm real happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but mosquitos in September is the greatest disappointment of all time. OF ALL TIME!
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