It was raining in Charlottesville last night, thus thwarting our plans of going out and painting the town med (haha, get it? It's like painting the town red, only with the word med instead like medical student. Because they rhyme. I'm hilarious!) Instead, a bunch of us congregated for a Chatroulette party. None of us had ever been on the website before, and I have to say that it was definitely a unique experience. Christina and I came up with the phrase "Wink if you're real," which we proceeded to use on everyone in order to protect ourselves from all of the bots out there. Surprisingly, in the sea of guys masturbating (I lost count past 15), we actually found some cool people to chat with. Here are my top five from the night:
5. The guy from France who had just gotten in from partying. We talked to him for a while, we got to practice our French for a few minutes, and he was pretty entertaining to talk to. We actually found another Frenchman later on, but we decided that one was enough for the night and "Nexted" him soon thereafter.
4. The guy from China who was sitting in an internet cafe. He was the only other Asian we saw on Chatroulette the entire night. And what are the chances that the only other Asian we find lives in my home province of Jiangsu? He was embarrassed to practice his English in front of a group of people from the States, so I ended up talking to him for a while in Chinese. The novelty soon wore off, though, and we "Nexted" him as well.
3. The two girls who were eating Doritos and Chex Mix. I managed to sneak in the phrase "60% less fat than potato chips!" before they "Nexted" us.
2. The guy from Australia who was hungover from partying the night before. He was really into Palmer and Christina. He also liked my joke when I asked him, "HOW IS THE FUTURE??" We let both of the girls have a little private chat time before we "Nexted" him to look for a girl who would talk to us.
1. The Middle Eastern guy who did not speak very good English. We only spoke to him for about 30 seconds, but it was the best 30 seconds we had on Chatroulette. When we told him, "Wink if you're real," his response was, "WTF is wink??"
Sadly, our Chatrouletting came to an abrupt end when a giant branch broke off of a tree in the yard and crashed into the roof over Richie's bedroom. I blame it on Sasquatch.
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