From BRS Pathology, 3rd Edition, as pointed out to me by Paul:
A 3-year-old businessman visits his primary care physician complaining of a purulent penile discharge. He had unprotected sex with a woman he met at a conference 1 week ago. Gram stain of the discharge fails to reveal any organisms. Which of the following is the most likely cause of the discharge?
Holy precocious puberty, this child is out of control. NOW GO PRACTICE FANTASIE IMPROMPTU TWELVE MORE TIMES,THREE -YEAR-OLD SAM, JR.!
Just kidding, no son of mine will be having unprotected sex at the age of three.
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