The Great Depression

No, not that Great Depression.  The one I'm entering right now, as I realize that I am most likely going to fail my Psychiatry midterm.  I definitely did not see this one coming.  I'm actually interested in Psychiatry and enjoyed the course... until I got a 48% on the practice test and found out that I didn't know anything at all.  Please, somebody pass me an SSRI to suppress my psychomotor agitation (how about Fluoxetine?).  I wouldn't mind having a benzodiazepine on hand tomorrow either, just in case I start having a panic attack during the test (Lorazepam for me, please).

Promotes a Positive Atmosphere of Learning

Never serious

Always eating during class

But I want to learn