Procrastination Fail

My life has been consumed by clever Pokemon bumper stickers. How do these people ever expect me to study?? Some new favorites:

"When you're in the shower I [PIKACHU]."
"I turn on my [CHARMANDER] pants come off."

Today, I spent half an hour coming up with my own Pokemon bumper sticker that said, "I want to take you on a [MAGIKARP] it ride." It turns out, someone else had already thought of it. FML.

EDIT: I just found more.

"I am [SEAKING] your assistance."
"I put my [MANKEY] inside her."

And, one that doesn't have to do with Pokemon, but also made me laugh.

"I didn't hit you, I high-fived you in the face."