My Brains Are Fried

I have studied for a grand total of five minutes since our physiology exam. Here is a play-by-play of what I've actually been doing since 4pm.

1. Posted on my blog.
2. Cooked and ate dinner.
3. Went to the CMA ice cream social.
4. Watched Heroes with Byron.
5. Watched Equilibrium at Bob and Richie's place (still the best movie ever).
6. Played with Google auto-complete.

Thanks to recent posts on FAIL Blog and Geekologie, I've become obsessed with Google auto-complete. For example, if you type in "I smell like," it suggests the search term, "I smell like poop," and if you type in "I am extremely," it suggests the search term, "I am extremely terrified of Chinese people." Naturally, I searched for all of my classmates, and here are some of the funnier phrases that came up. Remember, I might not necessarily think these are true, but Google does... and Google knows everything.

1,530,000: Jon is a noob
1,870,000: Angie is pregnant
172,000: Monique is 24 years old
1,310: James is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it
955,000: Ed is a barbie girl
7,940,000: Chris is full of crap
83,400: Jeff is watching you poop
2,940: Matt is my hero and danny thinks moliere was italian
2,230,000: Josh is horny
434,400: Jess is a poo
12,700: Jim is now a blind cave salamander
4,930,000: Tina is fat
2,440,000: John is traveling to a meeting that is 28 miles away
659,000: Benji is a hippie
1,190,000: Katie is a brat
36,400,000: Sam is dead
328,000: Greg is gay.com
1,990,000: Dwight is a pervert
787,000: Ryan is a douche
560,000: David is standing behind ashley and ashley is standing behind david
426,000: Paul is the walrus
506,000: Amy is one hot mess
128,000,000: Brian is in you
883,000: Patrick is not sparta