What Just Happened?

Okay, so Barack Obama won the presidential election. Big deal. We all saw it coming. I'm way more surprised that Virginia turned Blue this time around. What is that noise? Could it be the sound of Hell freezing over? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to remember to bring an extra warm coat with me when I die.

Just kidding, we all know it'll always be hot down there. Thanks a lot, global warming! [shakes fist in the air]

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