I hate your osteology,
And the way you innervate.
I hate insertions of muscles,
I hate where they originate.
I hate your embryology
And the vertebrae of the spine.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re in Latin,
I hate it when it's Greek.
I hate your learning objectives,
Your practicals make me weep.
I hate your every dermatome,
And how your lymph nodes are so small.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Not even close...
Not even a little bit...
Not even at all.
[runs out of classroom, sobbing]
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