I know the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games are long gone, but as the people at Rosetta Stone would have you know, Michael Phelps is around for good. Which brings me to a website I came across today called Michael Phelps Facts. It's kind of like Chuck Norris Facts (okay, so it's exactly like it), but I think it's funny anyway. Some of my top picks:- There is no need to save the whales; Michael Phelps has saved them all.
- The Loch Ness Monster has never been found because it is hiding from Michael Phelps.
- Water left Mars to come to earth so it could be closer to Michael Phelps.
- It only rains when Michael Phelps needs a drink.
- If you are ever asked who would win in a fight between a killer whale and a great white shark, the answer is always Michael Phelps.
- Jesus walked on water, but Michael Phelps swims through land.
Ba-dum, chi!
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