Okay, I know I said I wouldn't post again until exams were over, but I just stabbed myself with a cadaver probe while studying in the Anatomy Lab. I was trying to scratch my back while holding the probe in my right hand when I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my left cubital fossa. I could literally feel the cadaver juice seeping into my arm. If I die from cadaver AIDS, please use all of my financial assets to construct a shrine in my honor inside the Jordan Hall Lobby. I want it to say something along the lines of Sam: The Boy Who Lived (JK! He Died from Cadaver AIDS! Joke's on Him!)
Oh, and please bury me with my beloved MacBook.
1 comment:
cadaver AIDS? are you serious?!?! more reasons why i love you.
-Nathan
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