Does Not Compute

You might say that I'm not the sharpest scalpel on the instruments table.  Gauri, Grace, Riel, and I were at Fork in the Alley for lunch today when the waitress dropped an entire pizza belonging to the people sitting next to us.  Never one to let good food go to waste, I immediately asked her if I could have it for free.  Sure, some of it had landed face-down on the outdoor patio floor, but what bacteria could possibly be on it that I haven't already come in contact with at the hospital?

Believe me, the dirt from the ground only added another layer to the rich tapestry of flavors.  Dusty and delicious!

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