Awkward.

Today, the wife of one of our patients was complaining about how the patient was having trouble with his... err... "male equipment."  I'm not really sure what this had to do with his cluster headache appointment, but somehow we started discussing different things that could be done to improve the quality of their sex life.  She was bemoaning the fact that his sex drive was decreasing while hers was increasing, when she suddenly slapped my thigh and declared, "I should probably just give up on him and become a cougar!"  Awkward.

Almost as awkward as becoming an Internet meme.