What. The. Heck.

Nosheen just showed me the music video for Lady Gaga's "Telephone," and I have no words to describe what I just saw.


Actually, that's not quite true.  I typed my reactions to Nosheen while I watched it, and it went something like this:

Sam:  what the heck

is this a movie

oh i forgot that beyonce is in this

WTF SHES NAKED

why is her head steaming?

oh cigs

MAKE OUT!?

helicopter??

BEER CANS!?

does the song ever start??

this is like naked chicago

CRIME SCENE TAPE

BEST ANYTHING BUT CLOTHES COSTUME EVER

i always knew she was a pirate

SUBTITLES HERRO

shoephone lulzzz

LETS MAKE A SANDWICH

thats the only thing thats made sense so far

this jerky camera is freaking me out

was this an homage to kill bill??

Nosheen:  i have no idea

about anything

in that video