Get Out of My Brain!

That's the second night in a row that I've had a dream involving Jersey Shore, and I'm sorry but that's simply not acceptable.  Two nights ago, I dreamed that I was the ninth cast member of the reality train wreck, and I beat out both Mike "The Situation" and Ronnie for the affections of Sammi "Sweetheart" (as if the other guys had a chance).  Last night, I dreamed that Catmo and Christin came down to visit me at the Jersey Shore house, and Mike "The Situation" and Pauly D tried to spit game at them the entire weekend they were there.

I think that settles it: there's no way I'm passing the Boards if all that's going on in my subconscious is imaginary plots involving trashy MTV reality shows.

1 comment:

Christin said...

this makes me ridiculously happy