We had 80 beef patties and 24 vegan patties leftover from the cookout last night, and they are currently taking up 1/2 of my freezer space. So obviously, Angie, Jon, and Lee came over to my place to make burgers last night at 1am. We each ate two burgers, and all I want to do this morning is to rip my stomach out.
The other thing I want to do is sleep for twenty years, Rip Van Winkle-style. I decided that while the first years are wine tasting, I'm going to lay out on a blanket and take the angriest nap of my life. Revenge naps: good for the body, good for the soul.
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