The Lord's Day

I woke up this morning with intentions of studying before I went to church, but somehow I found myself playing Tetris instead. Shocking, I know. I only played one game, though. Unfortunately, that game ended up taking 40 minutes. On the bright side, I finally scored over 100,000 points (136,481 to be exact). God, I have no life.

One of the elderly men at church fell down the stairs of the balcony during the litany. He cut open his head, but at least he didn't fall over the railing.

I noticed a rock in my shoe earlier today, but every time I tried to shake it out, there was nothing there. Finally, I removed my sock, and out fell a penny. I'm rich!

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