You Know You're Asian If...

1. You release your OCD tendencies by spending the night wrapping other people's Christmas gifts.

2. You openly talk about your obsession with fine-tipped pens.

3. You frequently wear a button down and/or sweater.

4. You always wear glasses.

5. You make strangers take pictures of you at Barnes & Noble.

6. You laugh so hard that you cry. Sometimes you laugh so hard that you cry out of your nose. [cough EMI cough]

7. You somehow manage to meet the coordinator for clerkships at the UVA Medical School and strike up a conversation about your future career goals.

8. You share a secret love for science fiction/fantasy novels.

Read more facts about Asians here.

Also, in honor of this being my 100th post on Idiopathies, I present to you this HIRARIOUS video of "Jizz in My Pants", the first single off of The Lonely Island's debut album, Incredibad.