Weather Forecast

Gooood afternoon everybody, this is your local meteorologist Sam Zhao with your seven day forecast. We had a pretty warm day today, with grades hovering around 70. Our record high was 100 in 1985 with the record low at 0 in 1820. There’s a slight possibility of fun creeping in from the north-northwest tonight, but very little if any of it will make it over the mountains.

Tomorrow, you’ll find a long day of reviewing with brief moments of relaxation. Expect hurricane-force studying and a chance of cramming in areas in and around the library.

There are two storms in our forecast, the first of which will hit Wednesday afternoon, and another expected on Friday morning. As you can see on the map, these are following a high-pressure system coming in from the faculty to the west. Don’t be shocked by sudden panic attacks in the morning or unforeseen naps in the afternoon.

This entire week will be marked by periods of gross malnutrition and low morale. Make sure you have enough Jolt, Snickers, and Adderall to carry you through the storms. Low pressure will return by Friday afternoon, just in time for a warm and sunny fall weekend.

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