The cafeterias in the hospital have really cool dispensers where you pull a lever and one utensil drops out. I noticed today that the dispensers in Wahoo West Cafe are labeled "Knives," "Forks," and "Multi-Purpose Spoons." So, are we supposed to be doing something with the spoons other than eating? I can't think of anything funny, clever, or even dirty to do with spoons. Maybe I'm just not thinking hard enough, but it seems like spoons are pretty much the LEAST multi-purpose tools in the entire world. And if I can't trust the hospital cafeteria, then what CAN I trust? Oh, right: Scientology.
they can be taped to pens at madison house.. or put on your nose, or used for digging
ReplyDeletehaven't you ever heard of SPOONING?!
ReplyDeletemed school has taught you nothing.